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Don’t. Make. Tea.

Don’t. Make. Tea. is a riveting new dark comedy from Rob Drummond (Bulletcatch, The Majority) presented by Scotland’s disability-led theatre company at the Traverse Theatre in March.

Don’t. Make. Tea.

About Don’t. Make. Tea.

BIRDS OF PARADISE THEATRE COMPANY, IN ASSOCIATION WITH TRAVERSE THEATRE COMPANY

This riveting new dark comedy from Rob Drummond “brings a laser-like focus to the current plight of disabled people in Britain” (Joyce McMillan, The Scotsman)

Another bloody serious comedy from BOP, makers of the hilarious, award-winning, My Left/Right Foot - The Musical. The near future. Chris never wanted to end up here. She’s a proud woman and hates asking for help but when her condition deteriorated she had no choice but to claim benefits. Ralph believes in the new system. He knows it can work for Chris. He’s here today, in her home, to assess her, to prove she is fit and capable of working. Can Chris persuade him to change his mind? And, if not, how far is she willing to go to save herself?

“There will never be a performance that is totally accessible to everyone, but Don’t. Make. Tea. gets pretty damn close.” (Bel Pye, Disability Arts Online).

Don't. Make. Tea. is part of the Traverse's £1 Ticket Project.

All performances are captioned and have creatively embedded BSL interpretation and audio description.

Image: Andy Catlin

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