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I am but a tiny little lady

Drooly Dames, Clingy Queens, Stinky Girls, Bloomy Babes- the world’s full of little ladies with icky secrets. Join us for a catastrophic celebration of the nastiness within us all!

I am but a tiny little lady

About I am but a tiny little lady

Gleefully icky and equally sticky, “i am but a tiny little lady” is a terrifyingly catastrophic, yet truly joyous CELEBRATION of the nastiest parts of ourselves.

Throughout four short shows, you’ll meet the Drooly Dames, a Clingy Queen, some Stinky Girls, and a Bloomy Babe who are all dealing with womanhood in their own… special way. Skin will be chewed and swallowed, Bacteria will be grown and destroyed, Blood and spit will be shared like water and wine - And these little ladies are your guide through it all! Join us and luxuriate in the unsettling bathwater that is this show.

All Edinburgh Horror Festival events at the Banshee Labyrinth are over 18 only and ID may be requested. Late admission is at the discretion of the act, and many do not allow late admission so please arrive ten minutes early.

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