28th September 2025 | |
7.30pm | |
Reconnect Howden Park Howden Park Centre Howden, Livingston EH54 6AE |
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£24 + bf | |
Visit the event website here | |
Starring:
Crissy Rock, (Benidorm, I'm A Celeb), Leah Bell ( Award winning comedy actress) and Vanessa Karon (comedy Actress) and featuring Paul Dunn.
Gladys, Olive and Elsie are three “vintage style” cleaning ladies who, threatened with redundancy, chance on an ‘unconventional’ way of earning some extra cash.
A wrong number requiring a Sex Chat Line rings into the office and gives them a great idea… “Why not start their own Sex Chat Line?” After all, their age and appearance won’t matter on the telephone and providing they can keep this a secret from Dave, their boss…they could be onto a winner!
What could possibly go wrong????
Written by Ed Waugh and Trevor Wood, this production is directed by Leah Bell who injects this hilarious play with a fresh and lively approach coupled with her own unique comedic style.
It has been well received for its humour and heart warming moments!
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