Ladies and Gentlemen, lock your doors and close your curtains, because Karen’s Diner is officially ON TOUR.
Yep, you read that right. The Karens are packing their bags as we speak, ready to come and cause carnage in a city near you.
We are a unique, immersive, American style Diner with a TWIST. The twist being shockingly terrible service. (No, we are not kidding.) You’re right, this is not your typical dining experience, you won’t have your menu handed to you, or be referred to as sir/ madam. You may however have your menu thrown on the floor and be referred to as... well, you can guess the rest. So, leave your Ps and Qs at home people, because they are not welcome here.
The catch? We honestly don’t know. But for some strange reason, you guys love the concept. As well as bottom-class service, we offer mouth-wateringly glorious food, glamourous cocktails and drinks as cold as Karen’s heart. Guests can expect hilarious one-of-a-kind games, Karen-oke, and whatever else the Karens come up with.
Believe it or not, Karens on tour is fit for the WHOLE family. So go ahead, bring your son who's glued to his iPad screen, bring Grandad Gerlad who's a bit too past his sell by date, you can even bring your local Postman for all we care. Think of it like a family-bonding survival course, only with angry servers and glorious grub.
For once you can let loose and embody your inner Karen, complain until the cows come home, and even ask to speak to the manager with no shame, but do not expect us to care!
Leave with a smile on your face, photos of your mates having the night of all nights, and have a slightly less egotistical outlook on life, because you will be painfully humbled by our trusty Karen servers.
Now of course, you could scrap the whole concept and go to your local restaurant-but tell me, Karen, where's the fun in that?
For more information, tickets, and whatever else a website should have head to karensontour.com
We are also on Facebook under ‘Karen’s On Tour’, where we announce all upcoming dates and answer all of your burning questions. (If we can be bothered.)
All there is to say now is: be more Karen, or, as Karen would say, sod off.
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