Jesus L’Oreal: Inn Stable Condition(er)

Your fitness and lifestyle guru Jesus L’Oréal descends once again for a high energy service of song, dance and Jehovah's fitness!

Jesus L’Oreal: Inn Stable Condition(er)

About Jesus L’Oreal: Inn Stable Condition(er)

15th December 2019
8pm - 9pm
Gilded Balloon Basement
204 Rose Street, Edinburgh New Town EH2 4AZ
£12 (£10 concession)
Event organiser/part of Edinburghs Christmas
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‘Halleberrylujah, give praise to the birthday boy as he’s making a festive back comb, er, come back! Your fitness and lifestyle guru Jesus L’Oréal descends once again in a cloud of Myrrh scented Febreeze with a special extended version of his service. Join him for a high-energy service of song, dance and Jehovah’s Fitness as he regales you with many fabulous stories of his life including of course, being born in a barn surrounded by ass. Behold, as he offers styling tips from The Rivers of Babyliss and shows you how shift a stone in 3 days by flexing those Pentecostal Muscles! It’s his birthday and you’re all invited – unless you’re Santa…. or Gwyneth Paltrow.’

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